Idaho

1. There is nothing in Idaho.
2. If you drive a truck in Idaho, it appears to be state law that you must carry mattresses. Minimum 2 per vehicle.
3. Rest stops look like missile silos.
4. If you to were to ask, jokingly, "What's in Idaho, a potato museum?" I could say that yes, yes there is a potato museum.
5. Idaho has freaky alien hot spots in which all your electronics will suddenly and inexplicably turn off without warning.
6. Driving in Idaho smells like poop. Lots and lots of poop. It reeks and you cannot stop it.
7. Clouds of bugs rain from the sky like so many unwilling meteorites, sullying your freshly cleaned windshield.

They do, however, put out a mean sunset, the kind that leaves the sky stinging from the burn long after the sun has vanished.



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